vivi is watching mastermind on the tv so attentively

en los crucigramas en castellano se pueden sacar más pistas de la flexión que en los en inglés

poképosting 

my wife called me on my having named my sewaddle Arachne when the sewaddle line sews, they don't weave.

for example: we hung it up to dry, and then when we gave it back to her, she immediately dropped it in her water cup. then did it at least two more times in like three minutes

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i think we now have convincing evidence that vivi prefers for her toy rat to be moist

@Satsuma i was more thinking about them self porting onto or off of me in this case.

cats are kinda like self portable heaters. that self port only when they want to

in contrast, I Really Like You is basically the same song

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eye of the tiger is the funniest song i've ever heard a nightcore version of for some reason

vivi tiene sus pies encima de las mías :>

vivi has figured out how to sit on the side of a purse hanging from our bag rack

some things that spanish uses the same word for:

  1. the outer layer of the earth (the crust, in english)
  2. the outer layer of a tree (the bark, in english)
  3. the outer layer of the brain (the cerebral cortex in english, which turns out to be ~the same word)

la corteza

no me acuerdo dónde encontré este chiste pero me gustó

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un juego de palabras bilingüe:

si contratás con el diablo, hacelo en inglés.

porque en inglés el diablo es débil.

@aschmitz in general she's very good at adjusting herself and quickly getting back to sleep but i still prefer not to disturb her if i can get away with it

"el Programa de Mejoramiento de Zonas Aqueológicas (Promeza)". Spanish speakers are good at acronyms.

in English: the program of improvement of archaeological zones (promeza, pronounced the same as "promesa" = promise)

pros of cat sleeping on my leg:

  1. aww
  2. awwww
  3. awwwwww
  4. she trusts me awwwwwwww

cons of cat sleeping on my leg:

  1. can't move my leg without waking her
  2. sometimes there are reasons to want to move my leg

cats have very interestingly shaped mouths

@gaditb on the other hand the python bit would have been more obvious!

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