Her Highness alyssa @alyssa@cat.family

@aescling nope that was "i totally meant to do that (truth)"

@aescling We have some suspicion that yr catness is merely humouring Us or perhaps using some degree of sarcasm. We genuinely looked at the preceding post while composing Our introduction and consciously deciding against including the information in the intro

@aescling factually correct

i did it but neglected to declare my best-pokémon-games stance. people have to learn that with time by getting to know me or something

intro post!

i'm alyssa, lyssa, alice, etc. (among other names, iykyk). you may refer to me with she/her or they/them or my secret pronouns (if you know them).

i am a fairy princess, and also a cow. you are encouraged to refer to me with appropriately respectful styles such as "Your Highness" if you'd like.

i speak english and spanish and eventually more languages.

i like lesbian literature and yuri manga. i like some video games (mostly pokémon lately). lately my wife and i watch a lot of movies. i read a lot about history and language and other things.

i post about my life and my wife and our cat and things i read and random thoughts; but not super often usually.

if we're friends at all, know that i genuinely love to hear your thoughts.

@vaporeon_ especially if she's running like in that emoji.

@vaporeon_ @monorail it’s risky because sometimes you use a profile pic as a disguise and then you discover it was the real truth. not that this has ever happened to me (lie)

@vaporeon_ @monorail this is why no one (except everyone that does) knows i’m a skitty

@wallhackio yay

@wallhackio is this good or bad or other?

@aescling classic ninetales behavior. chillingly even

consequently you are henceforth all encouraged to address Us with styles such as Your Highness. fairy themed variations are also acceptable.

i will have to work on this.

i don’t think i have the necessary arrogance to properly project princessness. it’s very unfair.