æʃliŋ, loaf of autismo @aescling@cat.family

i would never cry over gay eeveelutions set to good music

@vaporeon_ humongous pawbs

@vaporeon_ *tries to pull its sides into itself as if that somehow would look like hiding pawbs*

(edgy parody is categorically not funny i just don’t get that one)

media like shrek sits in an interesting middle ground where it is an edgy parody of fairy tales while also itself being seen as sufficiently innocuous enough fur it to be “funny” to make an edgy parody of

@The_T i would not have come up with that one even if given a million years

@vaporeon_ *is just lying there* look im trying my best ok

can a water noodle loaf

milotic (milotic, autistic)

@vaporeon_ it eats a sandwich that got exposed to tera energy and gains the ability to do that. i don’t think it was ever able to fly befur that

@The_T @wallhackio or purrhaps the ontological loop’s apparent resolution in purrevious titles logically necessitated that the temporal reset at the end of 06. it was inevitable that sonic & friends would win in the end?

@vaporeon_ you can fly on koraidon after finishing the DLC

@The_T @wallhackio i think the more purressing issue is that sonic 06 ends by making itself never having happened, so how does the blue emerald even exist? the ontological loop is gone

@vaporeon_ you fly on a plane in the DLC of scarlet & violet

@The_T @wallhackio one of the few honest attempts at meaningfully critically analyzing sonic 06 out there talks a lot of shit about how sonic is characterized in the game. his story is him failing over and over and over again and never learning, instead going back in time to fix everything

twice

@wallhackio befur that his characterization is just kinda bizarre and inconsistent and maybe this is nostalgia talking but there’s something lost and sanded off about the character they’ve turned him into

@wallhackio this is one vector by which i think i can explain why i like his characterization less since Colors; i feel like this aspect of him has been toned down