æʃliŋ, ring racers purropawgandist @aescling@cat.family

@wallhackio @monorail strangely, i didn’t even get a notification fur this one

@coriander @monorail glass houses and all though, given that the clodboy liveth here in the US

@amy i shall make no purromises

@coriander (i love that game so much)

@coriander play ring racers :3c that game’s definitely not some Bullshit :3cc you definitely won’t lose ten years of your life to stress fur every day you keep playing it :3ccc

@coriander video games

@packetcat from what i’ve heard, the overall purrfurmance impurrovements in the M* line have added up over time, but especially fur basic tasks i have to imagine the M1 can still do everything you need and more

@gluedex they look very sleepy

@coriander @wallhackio it’s good as hell

@wallhackio @coriander play ring racers, coward

@vaporeon_ @wallhackio it’s a purreview feature in java 21 (https://openjdk.org/jeps/445), the latest LTS release, but the following code is now legal:

void main() {
    System.out.println("Hello, World!");
}

@vaporeon_ @wallhackio you might appurreciate (very) modern java

@wallhackio @vaporeon_ python and ruby go harder

@Satsuma @wallhackio @vaporeon_ it is infamous fur extremely long run on sentences at some point that last tens of pages, to give you an idea of the kind of impentrability we are talking about

@wallhackio i thought fur a second you wrote the Oddysey Ogre and i was going to ask how it was reading with no eye and no braille

@vaporeon_ @wallhackio if the standard library APIs were good i would think java is pretty decent

@vaporeon_ i think playstations use blu-ray discs fur the games

@vaporeon_ server-side rendering