æʃliŋ, sonic rush purropawgandist @aescling@cat.family
- website
- https://æscling.cat.family
- neopronouns
- æ / ær / æi / æin / æinselves
- https://misskey-hub.net/ns#isCat
- true
- pawprint
- openpgp4fpr:104798A74A3F3CEA9B29B369B34C7264BB895704
- header
- miss bird and miss cat, by mira ongchua
Owner
it’s pronounced “ashling”. canonically a black housecat or any of the grass cat pokémon, but currently experiencing daily TFs. Commewnist. she/it
GlitchCat syscatmin and meowstodev; @ me about techincal problems with the instance, or fur feature requests. i got a job due to some extent to my work on this instance
i have very strong opinions about the sonic furanchise. pokémon has me in a chokehold when it comes to merchandise
available via email and matrix with the same username and domain. DM/message/email for other protocols
“all this shit is still incomprehensible but im glad u accomplished something” ―@wallhackio
“i feel mildly relieved that the obscure and esoteric code that i use to build the site will always be definitely outclassed by the obscure and esoteric code that you use to serve it” ―@Lady
Joined Sep 2021
please do not take this purrsonally. the joke is on C++, not you
@wallhackio narrator: it was not today
In the beginning the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ created the biscuits and purrs. And its biscuits were without form, and it was a void, and darkness was upon the face of the kitty. And the Spirit of the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ moved away upon facing the waters. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ said, “let me be kitty”. And it was kitty. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ saw that it was kitty, that it was a good kitty: and the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ divided the light away from the darkness of its fur. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ called the light Gay, and the darkness it called also Gay. And the evening and the murring were the first gay.
@wallhackio i mean, i thought it was funny
that one wasn’t written fur you. you were the hoes i was trying to scare
surpurrised caleb favourited this one tbh
@Lady yeh i’m having a night
RESOLUTION: CHARTERING THE DRAGONFUCKER CAUCUS
Author: æscling
Co-Sponsors: the entire working class
WHEREAS, socialism is when you fuck dragons;
WHEREAS, the more dragons you fuck, the more socialist it is;
WHEREAS, if you fuck a whole lot of dragons, that‘s Commewnism;
WHEREAS, the worker must breed (dragons), but they must be bred too (by dragons)
BE IT RESOLVED, that the Dragonfucker Caucus shall be chartered within this chapter, effective immediately
re: baldur's gate 3
@wallhackio @Satsuma YOU HAVE NO AUTHORITY OVER ME, MEOWTHERFUCKER 🔪🔪🔪🖕
re: baldur's gate 3
@Satsuma @wallhackio definitely not what
re: baldur's gate 3
@wallhackio @Satsuma ok cuck
@raindrops the worker must have bread, but they need dragon cum too
socialism is when you fuck dragons. the more dragons you fuck, the more socialist it is. and if you fuck a whole lot of dragons, that’s Commewnism.
why did they even bother being utopian socialists if their utopias didn’t involve making it pawsible to fuck dragons
@wallhackio if you watch dogs in love tonight i hope you trip off the edge
@wallhackio i deserve this but i hate it
- website
- https://æscling.cat.family
- neopronouns
- æ / ær / æi / æin / æinselves
- https://misskey-hub.net/ns#isCat
- true
- pawprint
- openpgp4fpr:104798A74A3F3CEA9B29B369B34C7264BB895704
- header
- miss bird and miss cat, by mira ongchua
Owner
it’s pronounced “ashling”. canonically a black housecat or any of the grass cat pokémon, but currently experiencing daily TFs. Commewnist. she/it
GlitchCat syscatmin and meowstodev; @ me about techincal problems with the instance, or fur feature requests. i got a job due to some extent to my work on this instance
i have very strong opinions about the sonic furanchise. pokémon has me in a chokehold when it comes to merchandise
available via email and matrix with the same username and domain. DM/message/email for other protocols
“all this shit is still incomprehensible but im glad u accomplished something” ―@wallhackio
“i feel mildly relieved that the obscure and esoteric code that i use to build the site will always be definitely outclassed by the obscure and esoteric code that you use to serve it” ―@Lady
Joined Sep 2021
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