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@monorail console

the opponent actually told him directly that it was a 50-50 on whether it would work after previously also killing on the same damage roll lmao

@monorail the set-clinching play at a recent extremely stacked invitational was a literal 50-50 on whether the damage roll would kill

re: primarina cleavage 

@alyssa @Lady literally life-saving, but maybe not fur the reason you expected

i’m sorry re: primarina cleavage 

@Lady this is the Real Balloongate

re: primarina cleavage 

@Lady anyway as i keep thinking about that sentence you quoted it just gets funnier

re: primarina cleavage 

@Lady primarina is already very cute as is anyway

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YOUR VICTORY HAS BEEN SUBLATED IN THE COURSE OF THE INEVITABLE PROCESSION OF HISTORY

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THE DIALECTICAL PROCESSION OF HISTORY NECESSITATES THAT I WILL KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS!

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*wrestler voice* I AM THE DIALECTICIAN.. THESIS? I WANT TO WIN. ANTITHESIS: YOU WANT TO WIN. SYNTHESIS: YOUR FACE ON THE FUCKING GROUND

*the crowd erupts in cheers*

@KitRedgrave guile scheme just sounds like a language that would be fur witches

re: Quit ramblin’, Bramblin! 

@Lady most of the time both are pretending to be humans of some sort

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