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*wrestler voice* I AM THE DIALECTICIAN.. THESIS? I WANT TO WIN. ANTITHESIS: YOU WANT TO WIN. SYNTHESIS: YOUR FACE ON THE FUCKING GROUND
*the crowd erupts in cheers*
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THE DIALECTICAL PROCESSION OF HISTORY NECESSITATES THAT I WILL KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS!
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YOUR VICTORY HAS BEEN SUBLATED IN THE COURSE OF THE INEVITABLE PROCESSION OF HISTORY
