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murrbid? but in a tongue in cheek way 

@vaporeon_ quagsire crossing the stream with woopers on its back but completely Unaware that some have fallen off

@vaporeon_ wait is this a joke on the ivy bridge line of intel micropurrocessors

@vaporeon_ gigantamax eevee roleplaying as a lapras :3

[Lapras] loves crossing the sea with people and Pokémon on its back. It understands human speech.

@vaporeon_ eevee bridge (eevee so big you can walk on it to cross a waterway)

The Sea Purrogramming Language, Second Edition, by Brian Water Kernighan and Dennis Mermaid Ritchie

re: food 

@vaporeon_ in college i learned from a nutritionist that it’s a very normal response to start craving sweets if you haven’t eaten much that day

Wherever one of our cats has paused before a jump we say they’re doing the “kitty math” - the force, trajectory, etc. calculations. This cat looks like it’s doing the kitty math to grab that dish. Photo from my collection, no date/info.

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📟🐱 GlitchCat

A small, community‐oriented Mastodon‐compatible Fediverse (GlitchSoc) instance managed as a joint venture between the cat and KIBI families.