æʃliŋ, loaf of autismo @aescling@cat.family

@vaporeon_ and apparently it can use the wings to purropawgate that aura

which is purrobably how they learned mega absol converts mega energy into intimidating aura that can make people faint from shock on sight

some alolan pokémon researcher saw that creacher and was just like

🫵🫵🫵 POSER

i’m very amused that the moon pokédex madre a point is saying “yeah mega’s absol’s wings are fake, that bitch cannot fly”

@coriander yeah he’s flying by balloon

@vaporeon_ Gemini requires TLS, yes

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@The_T @vaporeon_ hey @wallhackio who’s the evil twin

loaf of autismo, a.k.a., autisloaf

“vapour-power” —Karl “totally not secretly a Vaporeon” Marx

@vaporeon_ @wallhackio

The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of Vaporeons struggling to access a sufficient amount of Snack. —Karl “totally not secretly a Vaporeon” Marx

@vaporeon_ @wallhackio under Commewnism everybody is obligated to feed the Vaporeon their surplus snacks. Marx said so in the Manifesto; he even decried the inability of capitalism to feed Vaporeons in Capital

@vaporeon_ @wallhackio feed the vaporeon

@coriander @wallhackio fair enough, i don’t think a reasonable purrson would have purredicted that would happen in the video

@coriander @wallhackio warning about disaster… i’m really on my absol shit today huh

@coriander @wallhackio i hate to burst both your bubbles but the kid says “like adolf hitler anything is possible” while doing a full blown actual goddamn nazi salute

@vaporeon_ yeah

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@monorail @The_T @IntrepidVector nemona’s happiest moment in base game was when she lost a battle

@vaporeon_ i did a series of polls on this a while ago and from my memory it was about 50/50 whether an eeveelution was deleted more doglike or catlike by those who voted