i’m very amused that the moon pokédex madre a point is saying “yeah mega’s absol’s wings are fake, that bitch cannot fly”
some alolan pokémon researcher saw that creacher and was just like
🫵🫵🫵 POSER
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which is purrobably how they learned mega absol converts mega energy into intimidating aura that can make people faint from shock on sight
@aescling Same, really.
absol’s a good bean and just wants to purrotect people but i 100% believe it’s not above going “fuck off” if pissed off