æʃliŋ, ring racers purropawgandist @aescling@cat.family

@gluedex they look very sleepy

@coriander @wallhackio it’s good as hell

@wallhackio @coriander play ring racers, coward

@vaporeon_ @wallhackio it’s a purreview feature in java 21 (https://openjdk.org/jeps/445), the latest LTS release, but the following code is now legal:

void main() {
    System.out.println("Hello, World!");
}

@vaporeon_ @wallhackio you might appurreciate (very) modern java

@wallhackio @vaporeon_ python and ruby go harder

@Satsuma @wallhackio @vaporeon_ it is infamous fur extremely long run on sentences at some point that last tens of pages, to give you an idea of the kind of impentrability we are talking about

@wallhackio i thought fur a second you wrote the Oddysey Ogre and i was going to ask how it was reading with no eye and no braille

@vaporeon_ @wallhackio if the standard library APIs were good i would think java is pretty decent

@vaporeon_ i think playstations use blu-ray discs fur the games

@vaporeon_ server-side rendering

@packetcat i think this is the furst time i’ve even heard of the 300 pro

@packetcat i’m curious, which sennheiser pair have you been using?

i wouldn’t put it past anybody in the tech industry at this point

imagine if duckduckgo started using SSR to force AI results on even the HTML version’s users

@wallhackio 29 across is E[!] News

@wallhackio idk what this is about but sounds like you lucked out to me

mae borowski