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@monorail funnily enough it went lucky crit putting him into a terrible position into “well idk if i live here but this is the only way i could even win” (he lives) into “well this only way i win is a 50-50 so here’s hoping” (it kills)

@monorail you know just like, “just so you know, that was a 50-50 there” lol

@monorail console

the opponent actually told him directly that it was a 50-50 on whether it would work after previously also killing on the same damage roll lmao

@monorail the set-clinching play at a recent extremely stacked invitational was a literal 50-50 on whether the damage roll would kill

re: primarina cleavage 

@alyssa @Lady literally life-saving, but maybe not fur the reason you expected

i’m sorry re: primarina cleavage 

@Lady this is the Real Balloongate

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@Lady anyway as i keep thinking about that sentence you quoted it just gets funnier

re: primarina cleavage 

@Lady primarina is already very cute as is anyway

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YOUR VICTORY HAS BEEN SUBLATED IN THE COURSE OF THE INEVITABLE PROCESSION OF HISTORY

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