@Lady twitter was always a website for clowns but this is ridiculous
@Lady nice
i would like to note that, per screenshots of the not freely schedule parts of this newsletter i’ve seen posted on the twitter, when https://www.platformer.news/p/elon-takes-over-twitter says “print”, it really does mean “on paper”
@poem_exe this is a neat poem
@Satsuma @godtributes they are absolutely the gods among replies but i can’t really say for the remaining scaly creachers
@Satsuma @godtributes i think for a sufficiently creative reading of "scale god" it works
@godtributes @Satsuma that's just a dragon
@Lady today i relearned that libgen literally has no sedgewick
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@Lady friend it’s literally called social NETWORKING
@compufox why do they call it “bitching” when you bitch ing the hot dude and ing bitch the cold—
@Satsuma i like your shoes
@compufox kintype trap
@coriander btw he has already fired and replaced several of the C-level staff
it’s pronounced “ashling”. canonically a black housecat or any of the grass cat pokémon, but currently experiencing daily TFs. Commewnist. she/it. i automatically change my pfp on the furst post of the day
GlitchCat syscatmin and meowstodev; @ me about techincal problems with the instance, or fur feature requests. i got a job due to some extent to my work on this instance
i have very strong opinions about the sonic furanchise. pokémon has me in a chokehold when it comes to merchandise
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