hey @wallhackio, if you were forced to tf into a ground type, which would it be?
@aescling I don't know what the ground types even are
@aescling do I keep my consciousness completely intact or do I acquire the mental capacity of whatever pokemon I am turned into?
@wallhackio choose whichever option is more appealing to you
@aescling am I stuck this way forever or am I doing it for fun?
@aescling can I turn back at will?
@wallhackio don’t worry about it
@aescling @wallhackio this sounds like a no
@Lady @wallhackio i’m trying to tell twin to stop being so autistic about this scenario but the nefarious devil interpretation is more fun so we’ll go with that now
@aescling @wallhackio i do not trust Psychic pokémon
@Lady @wallhackio *walks up to u and lifts its arms up cutely fur uppies, with nefarious intent*
@aescling @Lady see if I can't turn back and I lose my consciousness that is no meaningfully different from dying. But if I keep my consciousness and permanently tf and I probably would rather die
So what I would do on whether there are ground type pokemon that are like Mewtwo in the sense that they can think and hold conversations and whether or not this is permanent
@wallhackio @Lady what about mystery dungeon rules (you remain fully sentient but get amnesia)
@wallhackio @aescling @Lady do u even think Rika is hot or is the ground type stipulation completely irrelevant here
@wallhackio @Satsuma @Lady i just wanna know what ground type he wants to TF into, nothing more
@aescling @wallhackio @Satsuma you are still a Psychic type and not to be trusted
@Lady @wallhackio @Satsuma i am purrfectly trustworthy :3
@aescling @wallhackio @Satsuma weren’t you cosplaying being a narc like a month ago
@Lady @wallhackio @aescling narcs do like to say “i am perfectly trustworthy”
@Satsuma @Lady @wallhackio there is nothing dangerous hidden behind my ears :3
@aescling @Satsuma @wallhackio cats who fantasize about betraying their friends because they don’t know how to maintain lasting relationships
@Lady @wallhackio @aescling ah so we have to establish which trainer u actually wanna fuck before we can tf u then
@wallhackio @Satsuma @aescling nessa is good
@wallhackio @Satsuma @aescling she’s a lesbian tho unfortch
@aescling @wallhackio @Lady maybe if you’re a cute enough pokemon she’ll make an exception
@wallhackio @Satsuma @aescling whiscash pokémon
@wallhackio @Lady @Satsuma did you look it up befur saying this or are you just saying it
@aescling @Lady @wallhackio margo considers “person i personally find attractive” and “lesbian” to be synonymous bc irl she is only attracted to lesbians
i DID give her a lot of shit for this when i was playing arceus bc she told me the MILF who is canonically fucking her male coworker was a lesbian
@Satsuma @aescling @wallhackio shut up nessa goes on a date with sonia in pokémon twilight wings episode 4 https://youtu.be/gfsT2uqJPOc
@wallhackio @Satsuma @aescling sonia is bisexual nessa has never once showed interest in a man (yes this is headcanon)
@wallhackio @Satsuma @Lady m and j are arguing about this rn in the kitchen lmao
@aescling @wallhackio @Satsuma “let catwin get pegged by nessa if he wants!”
@Lady @aescling @wallhackio if u dont wanna get pegged than nessa wont fuck i sorry
@Satsuma @aescling @wallhackio j doesn't care about nessa's sexuality but is CONVINCED she's a top
@wallhackio @Satsuma @aescling sure but it’s hard to peg from bottom
@wallhackio @Lady @Satsuma you spawned pegging-as-anal-only discourse with this one
@aescling @Satsuma @Lady lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
@wallhackio @Lady also, ftr, bill becomes a pokémon in gen 1 and seems to remain fully sentient while while keeping his memories