hey @wallhackio, if you were forced to tf into a ground type, which would it be?

@aescling I don't know what the ground types even are

@aescling do I keep my consciousness completely intact or do I acquire the mental capacity of whatever pokemon I am turned into?

@wallhackio choose whichever option is more appealing to you

@aescling am I stuck this way forever or am I doing it for fun?

@aescling can I turn back at will?

@wallhackio don’t worry about it

@aescling @wallhackio this sounds like a no

@Lady @wallhackio i’m trying to tell twin to stop being so autistic about this scenario but the nefarious devil interpretation is more fun so we’ll go with that now

@aescling @wallhackio i do not trust Psychic pokémon

@Lady @wallhackio *walks up to u and lifts its arms up cutely fur uppies, with nefarious intent*

@aescling @Lady see if I can't turn back and I lose my consciousness that is no meaningfully different from dying. But if I keep my consciousness and permanently tf and I probably would rather die

So what I would do on whether there are ground type pokemon that are like Mewtwo in the sense that they can think and hold conversations and whether or not this is permanent

@wallhackio @Lady what about mystery dungeon rules (you remain fully sentient but get amnesia)

@aescling @Lady that is ok with me

@wallhackio @aescling @Lady do u even think Rika is hot or is the ground type stipulation completely irrelevant here

@Satsuma @aescling @Lady I think Rika is aesthetically beautiful but I don't think she's my type

@Lady @wallhackio @aescling ah so we have to establish which trainer u actually wanna fuck before we can tf u then

@Satsuma @wallhackio @aescling what do you think of Elesa

@Lady @Satsuma @aescling the answer is nessa

@wallhackio @Satsuma @aescling nessa is good

@wallhackio @Satsuma @aescling she’s a lesbian tho unfortch

@Lady @Satsuma @aescling lmao

@Lady @Satsuma @aescling then I don't know why my trainer preference is

@aescling @wallhackio @Lady maybe if you’re a cute enough pokemon she’ll make an exception

@Satsuma @aescling @Lady wait google says nessa being a lesbian is headcanon

@wallhackio @Satsuma @Lady m and j are arguing about this rn in the kitchen lmao

@aescling @wallhackio @Satsuma “let catwin get pegged by nessa if he wants!”

@Lady @aescling @Satsuma that is not my fantasy but i appreciate the spirit

@Lady @aescling @wallhackio if u dont wanna get pegged than nessa wont fuck i sorry

@Satsuma @aescling @wallhackio j doesn't care about nessa's sexuality but is CONVINCED she's a top

@Lady @Satsuma @aescling you don't have to peg to top?