Satsuma @Satsuma@cat.family

@ajroach42 https://www.cwpress.com is a unionized screenprinting shop in PA — I’ve never ordered from them personally but i own some shirts they’ve printed & they’re quality work

@alis some of this could be explained by having never flown first class specifically which tbf, most people haven’t but that is a fascinating combo of knowledge and unknowledge regardless

@crystalvisits there are already several versions of mastodon which do allow 5+ option polls — your best bet is probably asking your instance admin if they can switch to using glitch or hometown

@distel life goals tbh

@bri7 is the joke here just asexual erasure or?

@stelepami oh wow you’re a whole month behind our box—we’re starting to get signs of hatching!

@alis truly the world would be a better place id more people drove Toyota Yaris’s instead of giant SUV/CRVs

@alyssa good afternoon!

@serenadestrong but also like, if u can’t say the words “hey can you finger yourself” should we really be having sex? 🤔

@serenadestrong laughing at the 3 way tie between the yes answers rn. clearly this is VERY effective communication 😂

I would assume like, bidet clean not enema clean + stretching / lube as prep

@RussSharek that seems incredibly unpleasant to remove!