Satsuma @Satsuma@cat.family

@soph_sol @MDZSKinkPromptBot love this for them, and especially Yanli-jie

@murz this is phrased assuming a romantic relationship but almost all of the points also apply to abusive parents, bosses, housemates, etc. there are also methods of abuse not listed here of course, but its a good starting point

@murz all of the stuff on this is abuse:

@vaporeon_ i didnt get to see it either, too cloudy here

I believe it was supposed to have been visible in Canada, the northern us, Iceland, Greenland, & northern Europe (Sweden, Finland, Norway, & the bit of russia right next to them) on the 11th but local weather conditions and irregularities within the solar storm both could have affected visibility for any particular spot in those regions. Since then its been fainter and consequently even spottier

@vaporeon_ i am also making many typos today maybe we can blame the aurora

@platypus seriously i HATE when they decide to insert text like that because every time they stop the brain music my brain goes “oh someone picked up finally” and cues up its full paying attention to this conversation auditory processing powers. And then its just the same hold phrase repeated again and by the 20th time i’m exhausted

@wallhackio https://musicrecs.ladys.computer

@wallhackio have you listened to M’s last rec

@rigormorphis @villainousfriend 😂 you’re 100% right, clearly it was for improvisational garroting

@rigormorphis i think its meant to imply that she was taking her bra off under her shirt as like, a modesty thing in the locker room??? but i 100% could not get a sports bra on without taking my shirt off so im not sure what good that would do exactly

@alyssa like i wouldn’t quite say “if its funny its legal regardless of the literal text of the rules” but certainly closer to that than rules lawyering…

@alyssa i would say yes just bc this kind of slapstick nonsense feels very within the spirit of the rules

@aschmitz @wallhackio our garage is so hilariously small that this is not an option, which is why we did not borrow the portable starter from our next door neighbor either

@wallhackio i feel like 3 people is a pretty standard number for car jumping, esp when you gotta push the car

@vaporeon_ @The_T @monorail @wallhackio @amy @aescling cat likes smalltalk????? why does she never talk to us then