Satsuma @Satsuma@cat.family

@sissi it looks like the colors you get when you try to photograph a computer screen, almost!

@moonsea i guess the mics being in the way helps them remember not to lmao

@Betty (murderbot would be irritated by this also of course)

@Betty oh i agree! but i can see their sincere frustration coming out like some extremely niche porn dialogue in the right context

@Betty idk i can see some people being into that

@rigormorphis the transitive properties of that second line REALLY makes it seem like the implication is “healthy babies come from responsible breeders” which is uhhhh

@wallhackio i dont think normal people have any need for nested ternary operators

@rabbithearth a maypop, specifically i think?

@alyssa @xsssm apricots are one of the fuzzy stonefruits but less so than peaches

@aschmitz ahhh yes i changed it a week ago its just been such a long week that it felt like longer

@aschmitz what is making me new?