Satsuma @Satsuma@cat.family

@vaporeon_ @wallhackio its somewhat like spam except rather than being mostly meat its meat mixed with cornmeal. excellent if you’re a broke farmer who grows corn and are trying to make your limited meat supply go further, or if you’re a pork butcher stuck with all the random scraps from carving out the good cuts and wanna serve it then as a dish instead of a plate full of scraps

@wallhackio thats tragic

@wallhackio how do you feel about scrapple

@Betty 1) its tasty 2) some people have a thing about overly refined sugar processes and view maple syrup, which has all the not sucrose left in as more “wholesome” 3) new england just has a lotta weirdly intense pride about their maple syrup and sometimes that manifests through baking

@soph_sol oh no!! a terrible lack indeed

@wallhackio @aschmitz minimally 2 banana, a couple tablespoons of tasty pb, and some milk (cow or otherwise) will do you. I also like to add choco flavored protein powder sometimes, or cinnamon. Yoghurt (1/2 c?) is good too

@wallhackio pb banana is king

@wallhackio make more smoothies

@wallhackio how often do you use it

@wallhackio or whipping cream

@wallhackio or milkshakes

@wallhackio bro make yourself some smoothies

@twistylittlepassages yeah unfortunately being difficult is the only option sometimes :/

@wallhackio if the food is freezable it can be preserved longer than a week, allowing you to eat soup now and the other food later

@twistylittlepassages oof thats rough! she may be able to get better vouchers (or even sometimes a flight) if she goes in person to complain but like, going in person to complain is the woooooorst so

@Betty time to take a sick day?

@wallhackio someone else commented that it didnt trivialize civilian deaths like a lot of superhero flicks do these days so thats another vote in its favor

@soph_sol @villainousfriend @Betty WZL also wants to have more options than just his one trick (core melting hand) so the convincing is surprisingly easy