Prompt: Wen Zhuliu/Wang Lingjiao + Sex For Their Own Good

@MDZSKinkPromptBot omg!

I don’t know what ‘Sex for their own good’ means here—anyone have an idea? But in general, yes very much to this! Do I think they like each other? Canonically: no. Do I think they’re compatible? Nooooo. Do I love them both and want to boink my barbies together? Very much yes.

@villainousfriend @MDZSKinkPromptBot hmmm yes! they def wouldn't choose each other in a vacuum, but maybe jiao jiao gets sex pollened with fuck-or-die while wen chao isn't around, in the time before wc gets bored of her. so then wen zhuliu is like: *heaves deep sigh* guess I'd better have sex with her since wen chao would be mad at me if she dies

@soph_sol @villainousfriend @MDZSKinkPromptBot trying to figure out "for their own good."

@Betty @villainousfriend @MDZSKinkPromptBot wang lingjiao's good: not dying. wen zhuliu's good: not having his boss get mad at him. one IS a bigger good than the other!

@soph_sol @Betty @MDZSKinkPromptBot Wang Lingjiao, once she’s got the pollen out of her system and had a chance to think about it, might also be pleased to have gotten one over on Madam Yu.

Wen Chao might be a bit worried about any, ah, comparisons she might have made between him and Wen Zhuliu, once he finds out what happened, but I’m sure he can convince himself that his bodyguard’s masculinity is merely an extension of his own.

@villainousfriend @Betty @MDZSKinkPromptBot yes I think you're so right about both of these!

also I am sure wen chao convinces himself that wen zhuliu is smaller than him, and not as good in bed. and of course wang lingjiao is ready to tell wen chao that nobody else could possibly compare to him. (whether she actually thinks this is irrelevant. she knows what he wants to hear.)

but I also think wang lingjiao might enjoy using hints of a threat of the possibility of wen zhuliu having been better as a manipulation tactic to get wen chao to alter his approach to sex, if there's something in her sex life that she wants and isn't getting

@soph_sol @Betty @MDZSKinkPromptBot she deserves this. As a treat.

@villainousfriend @soph_sol I think bonobo!verse Jiajiao would be constantly starting fights and picking quarrels and then being like "I think we need to do the full apology. No, I insist."

(the full apology being, like, some kind of mildly formulaic oral.)

@soph_sol @Betty @villainousfriend going back to the vitamins concept—we have precedent for sex being the best way to dual cultivate, but what if that extended to any time you need a little extra qi? like you get injured and you *could* meditate until you got better or you could find someone to give you a few orgasms and it’d be a lot faster and more effective