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@asya @imp seriously i have never seen a kitty sleep so deeply as he did on our porch, he was just completely passed out

that said, if you *do* want to involve food, strays will totally hide food for later if it’s something they can carry around—it’s not super common, cats really prefer to ear their food fresh, but in a survival situation one will make all kinds of compromises

@asya @imp depends! when we met Miko (he was originally a street kitty) he ate like a can and a half of food (which is a LOT for a kitty that size) but once he’d gotten his fill he immediately moved on to priority two: catching up on sleep in the safe warm place

@yesterdaychild glad she is using it to tell you about beads warehouses instead of most of the stuff that goes on there 😂

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@aescling @alyssa and using a jacuzzi to get off is a classic

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@alyssa @aescling shower sex is way easier and more fun when you have a really nice big shower to fuck in

@irina @halla i’ve made lasagna with fresh noodles a few times—lot of effort but the results are absolutely worth it when you have the time & energy

@alyssa if u arent using magic to make the fanciest bathroom whats the point, honestly

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@Lady hey baby did i empty out the iron teapot

@naye @villainousfriend thats an excellent description, i love it 😆

one of my kitties is a perfect copy of her mother….except 30% larger. The other’s a stray so total mystery what his parents/littermates look like

@villainousfriend @naye single litters can have half siblings! ( superfecundation )

but cat genetics is so diverse its always hard to know if thats actually the case, or if it was just a really weird roll of the genetic dice haha

@pamela really tho not a single one of those men is brave enough to wear anything but the boringest black suit??? no winners on this cover

@rowyn Magnus has found a surprisingly persuasive argument against him becoming a witch there!

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