Satsuma @Satsuma@cat.family

@Crazypedia @maya Chesapeake is swinging a little too high and not quite far enough west along the bottom of PA / NYC metro should be spilling out into PA more than it does here (and also i might let upstate NY bleed into the northeastern corner of PA slightly but thats a lot more controversial lol)

Anyway its an interesting level of granularity they’ve chosen — there’s definitely a culturally relevant higher level than this (I will absolutely say ‘mid atlantic’ re: where do you live q’s for example) as well as some very strong identity signifiers a level or two down (DelCo is a clear social identity distinct from the rest of the Chesapeake area. Is your associated metro region Philly, Baltimore, or DC? etc)

@runpunkrun poor woman, we’ll have to wait ages to find out the real story about what happened

@runpunkrun “hey siri how do i say ‘cheating asshole’ in Japanese?’

@runpunkrun now you just have to learn a few more phrases so you can actually finish the convos you’re starting 😆

@asya right????

@asya is it still delulu when you have insider information in the form of being the one who’s voice namjoon is apparently getting drunk off

@asya jk’s secret twitter alt is probably considered deeply controversial by the rest of fandom

@asya jk has left long comments critiquing peoples characterization that he deleted two hours later

@asya yeah i came to that realization like immediately after i hit send 😆 JK has read namkook fic tho

@asya do u think he read ao3 for pickup line inspiration or is he just Like That

@asya still feeling personally attacked by that last one

@aescling well you see always going hard is very tiring