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@pamela oh whoops the text on the back of the bag made it look like a cookieless fortune! Completely empty is even worse 😂

@Lady does this include reports forwarded from other instances or has no one gotten mad at us yet

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A little known rule of sprawling pre-RotS Star Wars AUs is that one of the Jedi is definitely a secret novelist & has probably based at least once character off Obi-Wan

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I actually believe that people want agency over their own information, and software that can act on their behalf when they're not around, that they don't need to micromanage like it's a stubborn toddler they're trying to coax into cleaning their room. We've just made the cost and cognitive overhead of running your own server the price of having that.

@stelepami they should get filtered out by people with that kind of filter, but they wont show up in the tag being used in the warning

@pagrus also i feel like ice cream is an ineffective drowning medium

@pagrus I did not! Now I’m wondering if they’d gotten my order mixed up with someone else’s

@pagrus i’m a big fan of cortados but one time i saw a coffee shop had them on the menu, ordered one, and was served an espresso over a small scoop of ice cream

@bgcarlisle wait you give the dogs apples? I always went for the drumsticks

dental office woes 

@tozka oof that sucks. Definitely time to find a new dentist, regardless of the cause

dental office woes 

@tozka everyones out sick with covid?

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"Jaywalking" as a crime was invented by car companies in the 20s, to shift blame to people on foot for being hit by cars. "Littering" was invented in the 50s by paper cup and tin can manufacturers to shift blame to people who drop trash. The phrase "personal carbon footprint" came from a BP marketing campaign intended to shift blame for climate change away from petrochemical companies to individuals.

When they call themselves "the party of personal responsibility"?

This is what that means.

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