Apple do you think this is helpful. does this help anyone

normal people do not use this phrase very often. hardly ever, i would say

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honestly these days if you use the phrase “deeply respect” at this point i assume you mostly hang out with techbros on lobsters

a good software collective is established with two primary goals :⁠—

1. creating good software

2. generating a public record of documents which demonstrate the process of making good software

considering this, one might be forgiven for thinking that there must exist an overabundance of tools for generating and proliferating documentation on the creation of software. after all, this is a problem that every good software collective must solve. however,

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really, the issue is that i am not part of a collective

i would like to exchange text files on the internet

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@wallhackio kill la kill is an anime about falling in love with…

most games for children are primarily luck based so i am glad there is a game for children which just has broken strategic endstates they can experience and learn from

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Monopoly is a broken, bad game, but it is very effective at teaching children how to break a bad game, i·e the first beginnings of strategy

what i am learning from all this smoke is that Philly does not know about N95s

help i have developed my identity around a hobby that only people who are either evil or traumatized do. now the only spaces i can go to talk about it are full of people who are either evil or traumatized. how do i fix this

today i opened my terminal and typed ‹ find . '!' '(' '(' -name '.?*' -o -name 'spec' ')' -a -prune ')' -a -name '*.rb' | xargs -E '' sed '/^ *\(#.*\)*$/d' | wc -l › and you’ll never guess why

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sometimes you have to interact with a software you are NOT tech lead of and those be dire times

a·i is worse at writing first person, right? it would have to be, right?

five word horror story 

a trans girl named “Reagan”

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there are some names that only work when other people choose them for you

every time i run my shortcut the app just goes to the beach for a full thirty seconds which is not making it easy to actually test it out

i do not think this is a problem with the shortcut itself; i think the editing UI just simply overloads itself

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whoever converted this to Liquid Glass did, i think, a very bad job of it

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i regret to inform that Apple Shortcuts is still a useful technology buried within a very bad app

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