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the crypto nerds from 2018 have decided they no longer need to be in hiding, i see

writing the best Fire Emblem: Three Houses guide on the internet but it’s only accessible to people on my forum

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upset that i am having to learn how gardening works in this game

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i love having the top of my two pounds of yoghurt be different from the remainder of the two pounds; this is excellent for me

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girls will really just sell two pounds of “cream top” yoghurt

this map is really strongly encouraging a stance of “just do it all with edelgard, make her o.p., you can level the rest of your silly blorbos later”

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miklan has a 17% crit chance and the game looked at me and said you. you are the 17%

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apparently the best time to recruit people is Chapter 6 (or 8) for video game reasons

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this map is tactically fairly straightforward but it is just finicky enough that i’ve still had to reset it several times

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today i learned enemy units can aggro the death knight if they walk thru him

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no dongle will ever beat the cassette tape to aux cable dongle

@aescling do you find savescumming acceptable in fire emblem classic mode or do you think that if you let somebody die you just have to live with it

i have unlocked tournaments, which means it is time to spend all my activity points having Edelgard murder a guy for 50G

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would you like the secret book or would you like to not replay the same level 20 times

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i definitely would struggle to beat this game on Maddening without the DLC but i bet @wallhackio could do it (Fire Emblem: Three Houses)

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