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running out of granulated sugar did not stop the baking

does it still count as missionary position if you use a strapon

man, instead of running for president biden should have run for mayor of wilmington delaware

in real life you have to explain your opinions but it’d be more fun to keep them guessing

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if i was a baldurs gate 3 character and could just make “Lady disapproves” pop up on the screens of my friends and rivals i would be too powerful

ringleader legendaries are still just legendaries. nobody is like “regigigas is a mythical pokémon” or shit

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pecharunt being considered a mythical pokémon is silly and cowardly

and there was a charger plugged in right next to her the whole time

so i just assume they stuck with non-speaking computers from there on out

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what operating system do mario and luigi use to check their plumbing business emails

the L in Linux stands for

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