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Apr 16
Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family
"Link," she said in her beautiful clear voice, "I want you to make love to me." MY jaw hit the floor. Make love to her? An hour ago we were just friends and now we were about to have sex? I was oddly comfortable with the idea.

"Ok." I said and leaned in to her and kissed her again. She
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Apr 16
Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family
1: Let’s start with the definition of a crepe.

2: First of all, it’s not the same as a pancake, right?
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Apr 16
Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family
Ben said, “Help me! Help me! I can’t stop! I can’t stop this!”

Jill said, “Ben can’t stop. Run, Bill.
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Apr 16
Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family
A photos app shows suggestions for people you might be looking for. It’s just the guys from the throwing chairs meme.
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Apr 16
Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family
A bowl of Reese’s Puffs cereal in a bowl labelled “RAMEN”.
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Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family
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The spout of a red iron teapot, as it rests on a book by Emmanuel Levinas.
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Apr 16
Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family
Comfort Level 😐
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Apr 16
Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family
demon girl raises hand
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Apr 16
clodsfire @wallhackio@cat.family

@Lady i cannot make any sense of this thread whatsoever

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Apr 16
Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family

@wallhackio i was looking thru photos.app

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