why you fucking with my roleplay why can't i stealth masturbate in this rich weirdos bed
i’m the princess and @Satsuma is my pillow 👸🏻😌
they’re right about Etie but she’s a lesbian himbo so you’re obligated to just take that L
fire emblem wiki has some right opinions and some wrong opinions. they think Lapis is “mediocre” and this is a wrong opinion. Lapis is great if you reclass her into Berserker, and she can go berserk on me whenever she wants to
can't believe my most boosted post is about software development of all things and i now regret my words and deeds
so help me fix this situation by boosting this post instead:
send me your favorite lesbian erotica! and don't hold back on the dank stuff! dm me if you don't want to post it publicly! i don't give a fuck! let's go!
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