Lady of Misrule @Lady@cat.family

well i did some good prrgrrmmng today but i don’t know that i will have a functioning build system by supper tomorrow

unsigned big‐endian long

« When the morning sun hit an icicle, it wished not to melt, and thus Vanillite was born. At night, it buries itself in snow to sleep. »

next door

calendar updates: it is the ides of carnivaltide

animals are kind of like people, except for the ways in which they are not like people. they are like people otherwise

y’all i woke up and there’s a hot dyke sleeping next to me

anyway this fic was a 5/10 blowjob also; it was actually better written than the last one but the author let their kinks get a little too in-the-way at the end to really make it land

this author does NOT know how to write threesome sex

they are EXTREMELY treating Paya like a unicorn in this fic

« I've never been choosy when it comes to the gender of the ones I have romantic or sexual feelings for. And I like Paya. I think we could be great friends, or more than friends. If she wants that too. » is Zelda ace

what i am getting from this is Zelda is a service top

« Love isn't selfish, and it should be shared. That's what's beautiful about it. It is entirely possible to love more than one person at the same time. » this would be a lot more convincing if it wasn’t a clear set·up for the author wanting Link to rail Paya

« "I feel happy," she said, "for the first time in my life." » wow just gonna drop that one there okay

they are better at writing blowjobs than peevey i’ll give them that

author completely skipped over Zelda’s multiple orgasms with barely a mention so it’s clear what they’re here for

they have, in fact, escalated their “Link cums a lot” take

« Each jet erupted from him like water pushed from a hose with a plunger » why are these the words you decided to commit to the page

in their second fic, this author is bravely standing by their “Link cums a lot” take

panic! at the erection