Lady of Misrule @Lady@cat.family

« “I know, I know, I just… I don’t even know why I’m so nervous about this,” Linkle admitted. It was the truth, too; she didn’t know exactly what about this evening scared her so much, but it DID. » you can blame the author for that one

« Sheik was stoned out of their mind to alleviate dysphoria » was this detail really necessary

oh no is this a MARRIAGE PROPOSAL FIC?!

« That was a perk of dating one of the guests of honor at a national scientific conference, their plane tickets had automatically been bumped up to first class. » no

« “You’re asking the wrong person, y’know?” came Linkle’s response. “This is my first relationship, and also I don’t have parents.” » sure let’s just drop that character detail in there why not ALSO

« Sleeping in was a habit that Zelda had had as long as she could remember, but had only gotten worse in her senior year of high school, just before she’d been diagnosed with depression. » sure let’s just drop that character detail in there why not

« I, uh, tried to make an apple pie for you, but it was… not great to say the least » i am also not convinced this author has ever made a pie

i am not convinced this author has ever eaten a girl out

zelda hon your girlfriend’s mouth will not make your crotch LESS wet

« She briefly contemplated walking over to her nightstand and fishing a vibrator or something out of its drawers to take care of the dampness between her legs, but thought ‘why settle for that when her loving and dutiful girlfriend was just in the other room, with her long, deft fingers, adorable cock, and most importantly, that nimble, wonderful, magical mouth of hers?’ » why indeed

they’re trying to convince me of the sexiness of this outfit but i gotta say a 200-word list of garments from toe to head just doesn’t do it for me

they are trying to sell me on zelda being horny but honestly i’m not sure the author knows what horny is

i finally (re)read them so i can get back to this

“some·one i really respect” like a friend?? or like a cop??

my opinion is if they were going to give it a cool name they would have had to justify it with new buttons or some breakthru feature

which it doesn’t have; it’s just a newer model of switch

i didn’t say it at the time because there always WAS the chance they would call it something bonkers but they have a long history of calling something “2”

the “nintendo would never call it Switch 2” takes sure were something in light of Super Mario Bros. 2, Zelda II: The Adventure of Link, Metroid II: Return of Samus, Kirby’s Dream Land 2, Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy Kong’s Quest, Pikmin 2, Xenoblade Chronicles 2, Star Fox 2, Super Mario Maker 2, and Splatoon 2

i’m still calling it the swatch

please do not use “liquid gold” in your metaphor for orgasm