Lady of Misrule @Lady@cat.family

is it really dating if it’s been months and you haven’t kissed

plural of house

the reason the internet is so shit right now is that the job expectations of your average hobbyist website maker have been steadily increasing for the past two decades and nobody has time to maintain an interesting resource on the web for free anymore

i also had a dream that @aescling had strongly held beliefs about tagging. i didn’t quite agree with them so i spent some time browsing the internet for an essay i remembered reading previously. this involved looking at a couple of personal homepages with great design and lots of interesting thoughts and content, the sort which don’t really exist anymore in reality. alas, we have lost our way

had a dream there was a fox and raccoon who travelled together to commit crimes on houses with large yards and quiet streets

if this X·M·L file winds up a whole half meg i’m gonna riot

get her off
get her dressed
and give her a world she can marvel in

shadow “too edgy to live; too sexy to die” the hedgehog

they put shadow the hedgehog in a kids movie?? how’d they keep it PG

baby: this cookie is too thicc

nonascii alphabet at @Satsuma’s request

a (ǎ) (ą) [å] c d e (ě) (ę) ə f [g] ƣ h i į j ꜭ [k] l ꟛ m n ŋ o ǫ ȣ [ȣ̌] [ȣ̨] p r s ß t u [ų] v w [x] ɣ z ʒ ɂ æ (æ̌) (æ̨) (æ̊)

ascii alphabet

a (a1) (a2) [a0] c d e (e1) (e2) 3 f [g] 9 h i (i2) j 4 [k] l b m n q o [o2] 8 [81] [82] p r s 6 t u [u2] v w [x] y z 5 7 _ (_1) (_2) (_0)

this holiday season having big “the decisions you make now as a young couple in your late 20s and early 30s will determine the traditions you hold dear for the rest of your lives” energy tbh

i have a cute girlfriend who lives with me :)

(the problem wasn’t actually /zʕ/ per se but rather that it becomes increasingly difficult to distinguish from /ʑʕ/; merging the two allows me to force /ʑj/ in all cases while keeping /zʕ/ before low vowels)

which is to say, i found /zʕɪ/ hard to say

this due to X (/ʕ/~/χ/) lowering the following vowels and Y (/j/~/ç/) raising them, which also resulted in the two merging to a single medial with as many as FOUR different pronunciations depending on the surrounding sounds

here to report that my conlang has sufficiently progressed to the stage of having words whose gender* cannot be determined from their shape and which may be the opposite of what one expects

* grammatical gender in the sense of having two morphological classes of word**; conlang does not feature natural gender

** it’s not really gender but rather vowel harmony that has gone thru some shit

post malone saw a clodsire and was like. “whale”.

you mean to tell me the point of photorealism in video game characters WASN’T phrenology??