Peppermint Mocha Latte @Lady@cat.family

true we do go to bed naturally late but we still only take 1AM showers for one reason

can’t believe i wrote a poem like

encounter with
noble creature of legend

her wilderness did
run me through
free of fear

and @aescling was like “i don’t want that i want steppy”

pokémon legend: arceus fridge poems

the difference between mastodon and bluesky is that bluesky users are holding out hope it will get better and mastodon users are holding out hope it won’t get worse

mastodon is a failure for a lot of people but the alternatives are a failure for all people so imma stick with mastodon

fortunately for me i hate all of these things

discord isn’t just 4chan for zoomers because it’s also slashdot, and somethingawful, and tumblr, and hackernews, and reddit

remember when you could stream sports games live on your phone for free

it involved kissing girls

last night i dreamt an entire Catholic easter mass, except it was actually way better and more ceremonial than a real Catholic mass, it was still like several hours tho

did our recipe fail because we used european butter? or is it just a bad recipe? who can say

let’s take a durable, easily‐processable, semantic, and structured markup format and let’s deal with it by ignoring all of that and substituting strings for other strings

is

<element name="h1" namespace="&xhtml;">
<value-of select="atom:title"/>
</element>

really better than

<h1>{{ post.title }}</h1>

?? no. but also yes

i’m not saying you should generate websites the way that i generate websites, but whenever i look at how other people generate websites i am very unimpressed

if you list programming languages on your profile i’m just going to assume you’re incapable of learning new ones

anarchists need to understand that what works for their communities may not work well for others. some people just really want their labour to be exploited by Boeing and it’s important that we invest in both models, and not pass judgment or say that one is more ideologically “pure” than the other.

“professionalism is a capitalist psyop and, as anarchists, we want nothing to do with it”

just want to give a shoutout to “In Praise of Christmas” https://youtu.be/rwgoLu0z8pE

you hear the title and you are like “oh hell no, this is going to be some top-tier Christian bullshit” but Incorrect, that is “Let All That Are To Mirth Inclined” on the other end of the album

“In Praise Of Christmas” is about getting drunk as fuck