Lady of Misrule @Lady@cat.family

can’t tell if i’m picking up mannerisms from girlfriends mom or if i’ve just always been kind of like this

(NOT CLICK BAIT)

healthcare ceo guy met the ghost of christmas future and was like “i don’t believe in ghosts”

slack if your update doesn’t contain anything then why are you updating

“interweb” is not actually any less reasonable of a word than “internet”

yes credit card i AM buying lots of music on bandcamp NO this is not fraud

*person who has never had a healthy relationship with a family voice* man families are so problematic. fuck families. anyway i want kids

website full of people joking about guillotining billionares was not actually joking, survey finds

why are people celebrating the advent of code. i only celebrate code’s demise

girlfriend suggested we “eat less cookies”. unfortunately i am a dog,

does linux support <https://www.unicode.org/reports/tr35/tr35-keyboards.html>?

considering doing a fucked up square version on mobile to minimize travel distances

well it’s a good thing i never learned this keyboard layout because i’m changing it a bunch

can u pronounce the S in “debris”

mastodon 2

the way things are right now seem pretty bad. i’m gonna go play some video games

🐛

today i learned “Winter Wonderland” was written in Scranton, PA

today i also learned that my girlfriend did not know about the 30,000 pounds of bananas

yet, somehow, their cars have tires

how?? where do they buy them?