Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family

i think they should ban italics on fanfiction sites

they’ve clearly picked what parts of their craft they want to hone and spent many years doing it, having chosen the ones which are most offensive to me personally

this author is very good at writing sentences i hate

if you ever propose to her, be prepared for this

scene: literally a gay wedding

@aescling: hahahaha “take me to church” lol

the whole deal with Venus Xtravaganza definitely hits harder having been on the fediverse in 2017

modern american chivalry (stopping for pedestrians at crosswalks)

just got asked to make a vow of undying love and affection but jokes on you i’m a DOG

the power of napping on your girlfriend’s tits…

i would like to hire someone to develop a font for me but i am certain i do not have the money to hire someone to actually develop a font for me

there¦s a lot going on

just read “forces” as “forecs” and spent a long time trying to figure out what that means

nintendo is allowed to age up their characters for horny reasons but they pulled it off a lot better with purah is all i’m saying

nintendo: we want riju to be hot but she was a child in the last game, how do we fix this
nintendo: let’s just say gerudo grow really fast

i’m giving this fanfic an intentionally complicated history so it will be impossible to tell which parts actually happened, which are interventions on the part of hylia, which are interventions on the part of a certain zelda, which were added to drum up sales…

me: gaepora is large and looks like an owl. consequently, people liked to call him “big bird”

you, four chapters later when the realization hits:

in all fairness this is a fanfic about zelda which doesn’t even introduce her until like the fourth chapter so realistically it’s gonna bomb no matter what i do

i keep being like “okay, this is enough, let’s keep it simple” and then i reread it and NO it is NOT enough i need to take it slower and dig into more detail

working on this fanfic is difficult because i fundamentally do not trust your average reader in 2024 to be patient enough for the very cool important things i am trying to do in the first handful of paragraphs

it¦s very annoying to me that Rhoam Bosphoramus is clearly Hellenic at a time when I feel like Hyrule ought to have switched to vernacular Latin but i am just choosing to believe that he is very oldfashioned