Lady, EVOLVED 
me: gaepora is large and looks like an owl. consequently, people liked to call him “big bird”
you, four chapters later when the realization hits:
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i’m giving this fanfic an intentionally complicated history so it will be impossible to tell which parts actually happened, which are interventions on the part of hylia, which are interventions on the part of a certain zelda, which were added to drum up sales…
