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re: wake up babe new static site generator dropped 

(it may not work on Linux; i might have used an incompatible option for `touch´)

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re: wake up babe new static site generator dropped 

this is very much just a minimum viable implementation right now; there’s more to add but this WORKS

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thoughts on mozilla 

• they know they have an image problem and are entirely disinterested in fixing it

• they are far from the only open-source/tech advocacy nonprofit on the planet and others do it better

• dunno why people keep defending them considering the above

open web docs 

is there a frontend for these yet which isn’t mozilla-branded

prrgrrmmng 

did i just discover a bug in libxml2 or

pokémon music 

played “My Best Friends” for @Satsuma and they were NOT having it

what kind of lesbian are you? 

Take your Electric type like Jolteon,
Against Leafeon’s Grass the battle’s no fun.
Reach higher with Fire—go Flareon!
Think twice about Ice to be number one.
Water’s in order if you want to be slick.
Espeon’s the best bet when you get Psychic.
Umbreon’s the key to your Dark mood,
But Sylveon won’t leave you with time to brood!

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what kind of lesbian are you? 

how do you do the things you do? share with me your secrets deep inside. what kind of lesbian are you? are you loyal thru & thru? do you have a heart that’s true?

prrgrrmmng 

probably won’t finish my new static site generator makefile by the end of today but hopefully will by the end of new years

is www.gnu.org down for anybody else or is it just me

prrgrrmmng 

programming languages that do one thing well are great

like Makefile and executing shell commands to update files

or XSLT and transforming XML trees

or Ruby and making it impossible to know where any one method is defined

love them for that

But the shot just missed
me and struck the man on my
right full in the chest

prrgrrmmng 

libxslt has a (configurable) maximum recursion depth of 1500 which does mean that if you can’t reasonably chunk your markup language into smaller pieces than that you can probably only process things which are very small

i bet you could write an efficient djot parser for it though

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prrgrrmmng 

what if we only used markup languages for which it is possible to write a parser in XSLT 1.0 + EXSLT

oh my god it’s a live dom iteration bug isn’t it why would you do this to me

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is the rss feed for my statuses… skipping every other paragraph?!

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