Lady of Longing @Lady@cat.family

anyway uhhh 4/10 blowjob i guess it was fine but kind of short and not really artful at all

« Zelda found herself enjoying everything about it, from the subtle feeling of being filled up, to knowing that she had just had one of best experiences she would ever have with someone she loved. » god i hope not that was only her first time

okay this is actually porn no plot

i was trying to write it but then i got distracted wondering whether she has a triforce on her hand

i mean i do appreciate biden’s strong pro-labour stance and i think it puts him above obama but also we all remember the rail workers strike

« In remarks to union workers hours after making his candidacy official, Mr. Biden received enthusiastic applause as he declared himself “the most pro-union president in American history” » sad if true

y’all it’s a kickstarter by some people i know i’m not just writing about anthropomorphized computer programs for no reason

i was supposed to be spending last night plotting out the next section of my zelda fanfic and instead i ended up writing richard stallman fanfiction

amazingly does not have a talk page for sheik

A+ reference

dot wiki slash wiki

made it to the playoffs after the FIFTH tiebreaker

ah they are now showing a thing giving the rankings if the score stays the same whew

wish the announcers would just put some stakes in the ground regarding the fifth tiebreaker instead of keeping us all in suspense lol

according to wookiepedia laser beams were first introduced to canon in episode 11 of andor

i know how they got here (somebody ages ago synned botw2 with botw and they've refused to revisit that merger and so are just renaming the tag for clarity instead) but it's fucking wrong

literally every other zelda game gets its own tag

OoT/MM? separate tags
OoA/OoS? separate tags
ALttP/ALBW? separate tags
WW/PH/ST? separate fucking tags

oh my god no https://archiveofourown.org/tags/The%20Legend%20of%20Zelda:%20Breath%20of%20the%20Wild*s*Tears%20Of%20The%20Kingdom

me: *playing Twilight Princess*

@Satsuma: [inane question]

me: why are you asking me? i don’t know

@Satsuma: well you are the expert

me: god DAMN it

there was another blowjob but i’m sticking with a rating of 1/10 because this author had them doing 69 and i’m extremely not sold on the logistics of it