@Satsuma @Lady i’m not even dating you but literally who else would i ask

@Satsuma @Lady i wish i had an inane question fur the bit now but alas

@aescling @Satsuma typically Satsu’s come from an extensively literal interpretation of Zelda dungeon design

@Lady @aescling i mean i don’t necessarily think the water temple looks Exactly Like That but i do think there probably is a zora temple and it probably did serve some purpose at some point so its not unreasonable to wonder what that purpose was

@Satsuma @aescling babe you were asking why the gorons have spinny platforms in their mines

@aescling @Lady yes that seems terrible for workplace safety they should take these things more seriously

@Satsuma @aescling why

@aescling @Lady because its funny to apply OSHA standards to videogames where the risk of the characters injury or death is central to the game mechanics?

@Satsuma @aescling idk i feel like this joke was kind of exhausted by the time of Portal 2

@Satsuma @aescling i think that the gorons should have sovereignty to decide for themselves what levels of risk they deem appropriate for their workplaces and not have this standard imposed on them from outside by some white colonizing princess