Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family

most people are going to answer no to this but i bet there are some people on this website who will answer “oh god yes”

remember that one yuri manga about the tentacle plant lady that totally noncon aphrodesiaced a girl into aheago which mastodon was really obsessed with that one day

and #vore

some mastodon users are still really into hypnosis btw

THAT’S MY BAR FOR “NORMAL”

i mentioned this in a reply to someone earlier but the reason why mastodon has CWs is because in 2016/early 2017 some users were REALLY into hypnosis

i didn’t see anything bad just BORING

today i learned that there are mastodon instances dedicated to romance and smut and god do they look like they were made for squares

oops! i did it again

(i don’t follow the mastodon but i do follow its RSS)

i don’t know what’s going on over there i’m stopped checking once serebii made a mastodon

the world cup didn’t kill twitter, the world cup ending did?? is that right??

spicy instant korean ramen… spicy offbrand ginger beer… tortillas

in fairness, the first time this happened i broke up with them

“aren't you living in like, the worst possible place” yeah

“isn’t it super lonely and isolating” yes

“why don’t you leave??” well you see people keep saying they’ll help me move and then they break up with me

long for a girlfriend i can just send excerpts of smutfics to and be like “does this… make sense to you??”

the worst part about fics like this is how they basically make me question everything

“is this… is this actually an accurate description?? is my understanding of how sex works way off???”

zelda fans: i will conveniently ignore the very strange lack of selfies by zelda in the sheikah slate and also the very obvious reason why this might be

in fairness she was not turned into a picture by choice, and i actually usually write BotW zelda with dysphoria (i mean obviously… which is why she didn't leave link with any pictures of HERSELF), but