Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family

like they just created Alternate Universe Movie Ash surely they're not sunsetting that one too

« It is confirmed that the Aim to be A Pokémon Master special series will be the final chapter in the story of Ash & Pikachu » okay but like, we’re talking TV Anime Ash right

the days of me being excited by new video games are long past

somebody messaged me on lex and asked if i was excited for the new zelda game

multiple choice
a single choie

because i mean this is basically my relationship to smut these days really

i need like, a weird niche in amateur porn of pretentious nerdy people who don't even like sex that much really they just think it poses an interesting cinematographic challenge

i wholeheartedly support amateur porn [by which i mean actual indie porn made for the love of it, not like, commercial porn which is lofi] but i gotta say i hate the way it is promoted

just brushed my #teeth with some good olfashioned #awoohpaste

the first rule of awooing is never reply, always subtoot #awoo

I'm really bad at establishing boundaries, will we make good friends?? We will not make good friends! Getting emotionally close to someone when you can't establish good boundaries for yourself or others is a recipe for disaster!

that’s not even what women look like

look, i love female nudity as much as the rest of them, but don’t you ever get bored? don’t you ever just want to go ape shitt

REMEMBER WHEN SHARING LEWD THOUGHTS WAS THE EASIEST WAY TO GAIN #FOLLOWER ON THIS WEBSITE (is this still true)

fuck there is no way to manually page to a certain part of somebody’s timeline through URL manipulation in Mastodon 4.0

apparently in 2016 i was actually really into plants