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as i have gotten older i have found that i mess up homophones way more

remember when i was just like "fuck it; qwerty isn't good enough"

📟🐱 GlitchCat Sunday Post, 11 December 2022 

The GlitchCat offers news and updates from our corner of the fediverse to yours.

§ Instance News :—

Not much news to report today; @aescling finished Breath of the Wild and is now playing Super Mario Odyssey; @Lady has a few things she’s working on but nothing to show for it yet.

Many of us are continuing to use the hashtag to share things we enjoy!

§ Holidays and Observances :—

• 🍵 December 15 is Tea Day. Although the United Nations tries to celebrate this day on May 21 instead, December 15 is the day chosen by the countries where they actually produce the tea. Here are some of the resolutions from a 2008 Tea Day conference in Sri Lanka, and here is what the United Nations has to say regarding the importance of the day.

immaculate conception refers to the conception of the virgin mary

look once you learn XSLT it's simply the easiest SSG

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many free static site hostings don't support XML index files so you HAVE to use the HTML output mode if you want to support neocities, gitlab pages, …

but as far as xsltproc is concerned it clearly needs a lot of love

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somebody smart with free time on their hands please fix xsltproc to ensure that it never outputs closing tags for void elements in the HTML output mode because i’m presently getting them and it’s annoying

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people have emailed me to be clear, just, to join my webring

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the porn isn't good enough for me to actually want to spend money on it, which is sad because it's probably in the upper tier of porn

if you were wondering

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it's my microsoft account email so like i can't delete it

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a fun fact about me is that i have an email which exclusively receives advertisements for a porn site i made a free account for in order to watch a video to help a fellow undergraduate conduct a study in my senior year of college

if you don’t know where the email is, you probably don’t have a professional inquiry

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my github profile says “please only use my email for professional inquiries” but does not list an email and i love the confusion this creates

B and P are far away on a keyboard but very close in the mouth

« When I’m writing the lyrics for all the songs with Wet Leg, I am quite careful to lean towards using quite straightforward, unfussy language and I avoid, at all costs, using similes. But this song is the one song on the album that uses simile—‘like a piece of shit.’ Pretty poetic. »

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