Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family

as a gay person seeing straight people tear up over some straight relationship is just like… guys… how is this what you consider “emotional” there isn’t even any omnipresent somatic fear

anyway i'm reading the comments on one of the most popular zelda shortfics and not only do i not understand why the commenters feel these things, but i do not understand how they are choosing to express them either

this is a lie i do that

my complaint isn’t actually against swearing it’s against contemporary fannish culture of using really loud words (“i HATE that this is over”; “this DESTROYED me”; “gorgeous”; “asfkhfsfdjjtsvsa”; etc) as proxy for actual engagement with a work (the louder the words, the fewer interesting remarks are present); swearing is just the cheapest way that people do this and also the most unnecessary (because swears do not ever encode meaning just volume)

you may counter this with “but kibi! just saying ‘this is good’ isn’t any better!” but consider: nobody does that

like “let's fucking gooo” is but whatever, but then you get things like “this is so fucking good. holy fuck” and it's like

do you think saying fuck makes you sound more sincere? because it sounds like you’re reading a line right now

the way kids swear annoys me

you ever think about how qui-gon canonically was like "damn this kid has some thick plot armor"

disappointing NYTimes article refuses to mention the decimation of public transit infrastructure in list of reasons why gas prices have sway over public opinion

if only there were infrastructural changes which could alleviate this problem

did you know cyclizar likes being ridden by people because they are warm

sure there are 29 arabic letters and only 28 current unown forms but it's okay if they leave out ء

they should add a regional form of unown to the new pokémon games which are arabic

pokémon is fun because they like to pretend that ghost-type pokémon are scary when the actual scary pokémon are like parasect and spoink

link: we should not have sex

zelda: let me explain to you why you are wrong: i'm horny

link: this is a good argument and i definitely do not have thoughts or feelings of my own

literally i do not think i have ever read a male character say “no” of his own account and not out of some misguided sense of duty or responsibility towards the other party

women never know what they want and set too many boundaries but men must always respect them, even when they are ill-advised and the women later change their minds; it's very important to demonstrate this

men on the other hand never need to set boundaries; why would they, women should get to press and tease them as much as they like

i am a straight girl writing fanfiction and this is what i believe

when will straight girls stop writing fantasies where they can set boundaries and start setting boundaries in real life

i want to write fiction that people like but i also want to let women be little shits and i feel like these interests are Frequently in conflict

can i write zelda as a sassy adult woman who says fuck without alienating my audience of white christian moms and mom wannabes