anyway i'm reading the comments on one of the most popular zelda shortfics and not only do i not understand why the commenters feel these things, but i do not understand how they are choosing to express them either
as a gay person seeing straight people tear up over some straight relationship is just like… guys… how is this what you consider “emotional” there isn’t even any omnipresent somatic fear
you had to contrive a completely bullshit tension because literally every force in the universe endorses this relationship