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i actually quite liked the third twilight book precisely because its plot is much less memorable

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i know what happens in the first twilight book and the second twilight book and the fourth twilight book but i have no idea what happens in the third

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not having a girlfriend has made me much worse at keeping up on my webcomics

i’m a bit worried that this system might be self-reinforcing in less-than ideal ways

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“republicans are good at politics but bad at bureaucracy. democrats are good at bureaucracy but bad at politics. thankfully, we have a very bureaucratic government”

why doesn't anyone in gen vi wonder trade their own fucking pokémon

« Is bookmaking (sports book) legal in Washington?

No. "Bookmaking" means accepting bets upon the outcome of future contingent events, as a business or in which the bettor is charged a fee or "vigorish" for the opportunity to place a bet. This is illegal and would be considered professional gambling. Professional gambling statutes range from first degree (class B felony) to third degree (gross misdemeanor) depending on several factors, including the amount of money and persons involved. »

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« Washington’s sports wagering law and approved tribal-state compact amendments allow for mobile sports wagering provided that the wager is placed and accepted at a tribe's gaming facility only while the customer placing the wager is physically present on the premises of that tribe's gaming facility. »

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twitter why are you showing me ads for sports betting platforms; sports betting is illegal in washington state

did anyone watch jon stewart talking about gender in 2022

(i guess shifted two decades since Geo is mostly focusing on the 80s here)

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in the 90s and 00s teachers were extremely explicit that under absolutely no circumstances were you allowed to moonwalk at a school dance

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morning of america is a great song and it covers exactly my feelings regarding this subject only shifted by a decade bluescholars.bandcamp.com/trac

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the Occupy movement feels vintage and that was 2011 lol

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the fancoders discord was feeling weird about the 2000s being labelled vintage yesterday and i really wanted to respond like

in the 2000s the Daily Show with Jon Stewart had a recurring bit with an Elmo puppet regarding the indefinite detention without trial of military prisoners at Guantanamo Bay [still not closed btw]

if every word of that sentence doesn't feel hella vintage to you, i want to live in the world you’re living in

remember when we used to wage wars in the name of democracy? oh what’s that we still do?

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