Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family

it's supposed to be coffin+egregious

one day i will probably pronounce “Cofagrigus” correctly the first time

“she was… precious to me”

« Both sides, still, were consumed with fiery love for her, the princess. My princess. My obsession for her, even now, was troubling. » is Link supposed to sound like Isildur here

i guess they still use “Japanese” as a noun in Canada

« Just this week, one of the party’s top leaders was caught giving a fascist salute and one of its candidates was suspended for flatteringly comparing Ms. Meloni with Hitler. In the past, members have held a dinner celebrating the March on Rome that brought Mussolini to power 100 years ago.

Ms. Meloni has tried to distance herself from what she calls those “nostalgic” elements of her party » swell

Gary Paulsen??

do they not make kids read My Side of the Mountain in school these days anymore

nothing like a video game series about nature and ecology to demonstrate that fanfic writers really only know how to write character dramas

i would love it if pokémon fans would actually engage with the text instead of doing normal fandom character tropefic

« Oh to be a wild woman living amongst wooper and having their smiley faces greet me upon waking. »

cutest part of cat

“i don't really like her; i just feel if i stopped following her my timeline would get substantially less interesting”

instagram if you know i live in washington state then why the hell are you telling me to register to vote

maybe i will go sit in the sun for a bit so i don't get depression from being inside all the time

*steps outdoors* oh, it smells like smoke. nevermind

who is the real fool

i'm making fun of fanfiction tonight but i'm also reading it

« She’s never even found male anatomy particularly appealing on its own before » okay so who is going to tell her

you are camping in the wilderness alone, and you were just suddenly reminded of your girlfriend’s killer-gorgeous butt. you're horny and you need to take care of it. do you masturbate:

honestly steve eating cereal ought to be more of a trope in BotW fandom