Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family

i don't know the names of the linked universe zeldas but i'm pretty sure i disagree with them

“stable grammatical system” is a synonym for “dead”

« Language was one thing that *did* change over time, and the Hylian tongue had had centuries to evolve. Since it had already been well-developed in the time of Zelda the First, with a stable grammatical system and standardized spelling, what people spoke in this new era was not totally incomprehensible to her » that's not how language works

#Ao3TagOfTheDay: sorry for all the pluperfect

nothing says bonding over your dead sister like orgasm

the title: “Grieving Together”

the description: « Prince Sidon of the Zoras takes care of the hero, Link, and they bond over their shared loss »

the tags: Non-Human Genitalia, Prince Sidon Has Two Penises, Cloaca, Natural Lubrication, Orgasm

why would you use mathematical letters when <em> is right there

i was going to do some writing today but instead i got distracted by swift being wrong about dates

always check the citations lol

zelda wiki be like, hyrule warriors isn’t canon but this one fucking zelda guidebook, that is

regrettably

which i also need to look at for plot reasons at some point

it is also objectively a worse game than the first hyrule warriors

the joke is that the plot in hyrule warriors age of calamity is PAPER thin

me: i need to play hyrule warriors age of calamity because maybe it will give me insight into the period of time before the calamity

hyrule warriors age of calamity:

i need a ghostwriter

plymouth rock is so silly why is that a thing

i stand by the take that zelda's mom in breath of the wild is royal-born and thus must also be named zelda

naming Zelda’s mom Genevieve sure is a choice