Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family

probably brass actually now that i'm zooming in on the picture

originally i wanted to say iron but no iron knuckle is a kind of enemy

it is not appreciated enough how zelda's gloves in botw have a bit of steel on the knuckles

« (If this were a good piece of hypertext, it would have well researched links to webs on science, society, politics, ethics and philosophy -- but isn't and it doesn't. Suggestions for related material welcome.) »

« Several months went by till one night by lamplight, Lian Suo smiled at Yang as though wanting to say something, then, blushing, stopped short, repeating the action several times. He hugged her and asked her what was on her mind. "For a long time," she replied, "you've treated me with love, bearing my ghostly presence and making me part of the human world, till now my dead bones suddenly have a little vitality. I only need some semen and blood from a living person and I can return to life."

Laughing, Yang said, "I wasn't the one who resisted sex—wasn't I keen on it?" »

« Yang was so infuriated that he was ready to kill the ghost, but when he thought about the differences between mortals and ghosts, he wasn't sure he had the power to carry it off. »

there you go i just taught you about the differend

“better safe than sorry” fails as a legal argument but is quite sufficient as a moral one

« The girl, her face reddening, felt as embarrassed as someone being arrested »

being a cop is a big turn-off

so based on this evidence, the early hylians probably spoke a germanic language but wrote it in an aramaic script, making their writing a kind of early Yiddish

did you know that the ancient culture which once inhabited hyrule was called “the belts”

that is not a sword that is a metal stick

kids these days love "cursed" content, but whose name has been cursed more frequently than our lord and saviour jesus christ

#Ao3TagOfTheDay: he has multiple love interests but its not weird i promise its normal and healthy

have fun figuring out which of those is which, because (a) yes, that list is in order, and (b) no, that sure ain't the mainstream canonical timeline

anyway my zeldas so far are

Prote
Deutera
§Trite
Tetra
*Pempte/Zoë
Phasma
*Euthenia
Petra
*Dynamis
Ayella
Skia
Sophia
Graphe
Kairie
*†Daphne
Aurora
**Bellatrix
*Columba
Flora
Radia

* not directly seen in games (may be mentioned)
** not considered canonical by mainstream sources (this is Hyrule Warriors Zelda)
† died before taking the throne
§ mainstream sources unify this with a different zelda

the Zelda that I call Aurora is the Twilight Princess Zelda which could be neither of those two, idk

one of them is named Aurora which i'm pretty sure is a reference to Princess Aurora which is Disney's name for Sleeping Beauty so that's Zelda I of Zelda II fame

another one is named Dawn and i would just like to be clear that is the same fucking name