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one time i named a wurmple after my girlfriend and it evolved into a beautifly

one time i shared a pokémon fanfiction with my girlfriend and said “this reminds me of you” and she was like “wow this makes me feel terrible about myself” and i was like “yeah but i love you”

let's go!

my girlfriend was somewhat ambivalent about nyan shogi

you were just out gardening and now you are undressing for your bath. you have already removed your gown; what comes next?

it's 2022 and i still don't know who Biff and Eho are

you were just out gardening and now you are undressing for your bath. you have already removed your gown; what comes next?

« there was something about being up in Skyloft that made him feel completely at peace. Was it the lack of monsters? He couldn’t be sure. »

that bit in chihayafuru where oe is like “when i was younger i used to take offence at the idea of writing love poems in a competition. i was so immature. those poets were competing to see who could best move their audience with their words”

i suppose writing is especially hard when the thing you are writing is very unlike almost everything you have read

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hmm that post has the order of history
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why would you rubber duck ephemerally when you could rubber duck somewhere lasting and create documentation

« when you think about it, perfume uses sex to sell. Cars use sex to sell. We're finally reaching an age where games are using the same advertising methods as everyone else »

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« Q. And you didn't have a problem with that?
A. No.

Q. And you still don't have a problem with that, do you?
A. I can change that statement, yes.

Q. Do you currently have a problem with this, Mr Gifford?
A. Yes.

Q. When did you develop that problem, in the last ten seconds?
A. Yes. »

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