Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family

“you will understand when you are older”, my girlfriend says, thirty seconds before sending me a tumblr post explaining the meme

here is how it works in washington state:

- they mail you a ballot
- you vote for whoever the fuck you want
- the top two candidates win

it's fucked up how states other than washington conduct their primaries

i am embarrassed to say that the CSPAN watcher has one of the best statements

« In closing, I'm the only candidate in America offering Term Limits Contract & Bodycam fulltime. This is a 1 time offer, Washington State. »

« Other Professional Experience:
Watching C-Span for 30 years »

« I advocate privacy, individual sovereignty, and private property. In summary, Bitcoin. »

« This year's candidacy marks a decade of not trying to win but to use the Voters' Pamphlet to attract viewers to the posts on my blog » oh my god washington state really

this is not as cringe as the guy who is running to complain about losing his medical license due to a complaint from “a member of LGBT”

« The Democratic Party *abandoned* me. I became a Republican. Praise God. » sir this is a mcdonalds

« For unconditional recognition of Israel as a refuge for Jews, increasingly scapegoated for the capitalist crisis, and facing murderous violence. » okay so Socialist Worker’s Party is out

these points are not disaligned https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/supreme-court-of-canada-desautel-sinixt-ruling-1.5998062

ballots arrived

i’m looking for candidates who:
- will prioritize the goals, empowerment, and sovereignty of inland salish peoples
- will fight for the right of people from
the US to live and work in Canada and vice versa

are there any candidates like this on my ballot

everyone poops

in general i think fantasy authors try to make coinages which sound cool and interesting and unique; this is a MISTAKE, your coinage should sound boring and painfully obvious if you actually want to sell it as a thing people say all the time

english month names would be boring shit like “summer month” “harvest month” “spooky month”

you can't just stick two words together and call it a month

« You left right at the end of Highbright. It’s the first week of Brightdusk. » look i appreciate the attempt but english is not german

would you rather be able to lie in the sun all day without getting too warm, or is getting warm the point?

“there is no ethical consumption under capitalism” buddy bosses are the problem not consumers