Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family

do they have like, sex comics

what is the fucking implication here

one of the most popular canon-universe zelink fics and the author really used the word “pornographic”

« This feels… dirty. Almost pornographic. » link does not know what porn is

« Upon taking in the scent of a particular rare flower, Shaymin is enveloped in light, and its tiny body transforms. I took a whiff of the flower myself, but alas, my body remained unchanged. »

it’s a lot easier when you don’t consider the word of god to be a legally binding contract and instead just some words that god said

there are traditions in which editing is considered a normal thing to do as opposed to a grave sin

i guess http://uw7s.squarespace.com is the URL to click?

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/none

https://blog.emojipedia.org/toss-face-emojis-now-on-emojipedia/

unfortunately i have decided to prefix it with four chapters of “25 years ago zelda’s dad was hot and he totally fucked”

truly there is so much untapped potential here

i just think it is hilarious the idea of Hylia having this really romantic idea of becoming mortal and saving the world and then she winds up in the body of a teenage girl

i am once again working on my “When Hylia decided to reincarnate Herself as a mortal in an attempt to end the war against Demise She didn’t anticipate how horny She would be All The Time” fic

🟡 expressionless face

the one thing array literals get you that Array.of() doesn’t is sparse arrays

but there’s always Array.from({ 2: "thing", length: 3 }) for the sickos

it's me i'm girl

type of girl who thinks javascript array literals were a mistake

hm

i got friends https://icosahedron.website/@u2764/1181251