i am once again working on my “When Hylia decided to reincarnate Herself as a mortal in an attempt to end the war against Demise She didn’t anticipate how horny She would be All The Time” fic
i just think it is hilarious the idea of Hylia having this really romantic idea of becoming mortal and saving the world and then she winds up in the body of a teenage girl
unfortunately i have decided to prefix it with four chapters of “25 years ago zelda’s dad was hot and he totally fucked”